So recently I was speaking with a friend of mine and he called me, you guessed it minions “Ms. Punch him in the nuts” I took it as a compliment but thought to myself I don’t go around punching boys in the nuts, that much. Well the universe has made a liar out of me. Not four hours later what did I find myself doing? Punching a boys nuts, and you know something minions I really enjoy it. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of hearing your pained little grunts and whimpers when my fist meets your testicles. There is just something so very satisfying about delivering a punch to the nuts. I find it more intimate that a kick, and you can work a boy’s balls like the speed bag at the gym. I am always curious to see how much abuse the “family jewels” can take. It is immensely satisfying to see a man suffer for my amusement particularly when he he pays for the privilege. I get such a thrill knowing how you hurt for me.

xoxo
Lady Andra